Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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