She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There r osticjed everywhere
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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