But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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