I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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