I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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