how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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