hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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