Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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