i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
