Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
