I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
My feet surprised me
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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