I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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