Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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