Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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