yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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