Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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