When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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