She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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