just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just had sex on a roof
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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