plz talk dirty to me
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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