This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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