She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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