Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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