Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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