and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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