guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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