we have officially lost it.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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