you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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