how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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