I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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