dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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