How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
You're like the curious george of whores
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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