He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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