Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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