Can Purell be used as lube?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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