Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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