we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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