I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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