Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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