Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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