Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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