ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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