Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you will always have a special place in my vag
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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