i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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