I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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