can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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