Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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