I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
He kissed a someone with a penis
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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