what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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