ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
