But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
A+ Viking dick
I know her cup size but not her name....
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